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(It's already the last month of 2017)
- Try sitting here. - Wow, it feels different.
I saw you on a home-shopping net work, Hee-chul.
- You were making fun of me! - Let me explain.
I was baffled myself, but we were on a home-shopping network
to keep a promise earlier,
then I was asked, "Can you imitate Kyung-hoon?"
No, that's not how it was.
"Can you sing like Kyung-hoon if he were wearing this jacket now?"
You saw that on TV? You don't even watch this show.
Bring me that jacket.
I'll get you one for sure.
I should definitely get him one.
(Kyung-hoon's winter will be warm, thanks to Hee-chul!)
Don't leave!
(We're not even surprised anymore)
(Crying his heart out)
What's wrong with him?
What's with "Oh my God"?
Ho-dong is so sad!
(Entire body weight of sadness)
Don't even talk to me!
What's wrong?
Don't leave, Year 2017!
I'm not ready to let you go yet!
Don't leave, Year 2017!
He needs to be on medication at this point.
Get him some medicine.
You need to watch your blood pressure.
What's it for?
This will calm you down a bit.
(Needs to be calm first before start acting)
I'll hold myself back.
You're saying "don't leave" because you don't want to see the year go by.
But there are people here who are not sorry to see it go.
Seo Jang-hoon and Lee Sang-min...
They're nominated for the grand prize this year.
- Don't be ridiculous. - Who's spreading that rumor?
Me? No way!
But you're smiling!
I'm so baffled, that's why.
One of your shows is hitting 20% rating, and another at 10%!
Put your hand over your heart.
Did you prepare a speech or no?
You should by now.
(Happy to just imagine it)
Even if it's not the grand prize, there are many categories for the TV awards.
"The best TV personality award," and others.
I'd feel so awkward being on that stage, receiving an award for being on TV.
It's not like you'll refuse it though.
Of course I'll accept it if it's given.
Look at him laugh!
He's happy just to imagine it.
Sang-min should prepare 2 lists.
Open up 1 list for people to thank in the industry,
and another list for your creditors you want to thank.
Say, "I'll pay off all the debt today!"
What are you gonna do, Ho-dong?
He'll watch the award show at home on TV.
- For every single award. - To see who's nominated for what.
Send texts to congratulate them.
JTBC should make its own TV award, too.
Ho-dong will win "the best TV personality" award.
- How about the grand prize? - Soo-geun will get it.
What are you gonna be doing at the end of the year?
I'll be calling you to see what you're doing.
(Ho-dong's right-arm man)
Do you have concerts planned?
I'm having one these days.
You are?
You should tell us you're doing concerts!
Why don't you ever invite us to your shows?
Jang-hoon and Yeong-cheol came to my show last year.
That was already a year ago!
You should come, Ho-dong, if you got nowhere else to go.
I'll keep you warm.
You can watch the TV awards at Buzz concert.
Where's it gonna be?
We can come on the show as guests and entertain the audience.
You're gonna ask for money, huh.
I'll go up on stage and shoot a fake gun.
And the audience will get scared.
Then I'll say, "The next song is 'A Coward.'"
(A clever way to introduce a song)
It's a cool way to introduce a song, right?
What are your plans?
I'm releasing a Christmas album.
Sure.
- And next... - Wait, listen to me.
Kim Eana, the famous lyricist, and I wrote the song together.
I'm singing it with JeA.
It's called, "There's nothing special about Christmas."
Do you say that line in the song?
Nothing like that, no joking mater.
The lyrics are witty though.
A comedian sings the song but it's no joking matter?
There's a line, "I won't confess my love, you don't have to walk backwards."
(Model Jang Yoon-ju)
(We've been waiting for her to come on the show!)
(Singer Sun-mi)
"It's because you, it's because you!"
The one with God-given body!
The one with God-given legs!
We're Jang Yoon-ju and Sun-mi!
(Welcome!)
Yoon-ju! We heard much about you from Hye-Jin when she was here.
You'd make all the models laugh!
Did you watch that episode?
There were a couple of guys trailing us in a car.
They saw our faces, then one of them said, "Hey, just keep going."
What did Yoon-ju say?
"It's because of you, you wench."
(Soo-geun got it right on the first try)
No friends, that's why.
Who?
Who do you think? That wench.
(Rolling on the floor)
(Just kidding!)
She's got no other friends, that's why she keeps bringing me up.
Do you remember walking on that street?
I was surprised at first, but I did remember.
Whose fault was it that it happened?
"It's all your fault, you wench!"
(Why did she just start singing?)
(Crying)
What was that song?
I made it up.
I made up the song myself.
How strange!
Sun-mi's got many talents to show.
You haven't seen, right? She can mimic animals.
Have you seen "Running Man"?
(Hm?)
He doesn't watch that show.
Ho-dong doesn't watch anything on TV unless he's in it.
I went on that show and imitated animal sounds.
People seem to like it.
You're not gonna watch it, so I'll show you here.
What makes you think I don't watch "Running Man"?
I don't think you watch it.
I'm a fan of the show.
Kim Jong-kook is on it, right?
Yes, that's the one!
He's like a younger brother to me.
Choose one, Jae-suk or Ho-dong?
Yoo Jae-suk.
It's not so surprising anymore.
You know Jae-suk, Yoon-ju?
- Pick one! - I pick Ho-dong.
You remember me from that fortune teller, right?
A fortune teller?
You were a fortune teller before!
Oh, that's right!
(The former Knee-Drop Guru)
I thought you went to a fortune teller together or something.
(Easily mistaken)
Be quiet now.
Wait, we have to see Sun-mi's talent first.
Oh, sorry about that.
"Be quiet"? We didn't say anything.
She was the only one talking, and she tell us to be quiet.
(Embarrassed)
Please go on.
I prepared bird sound.
Bird sound? That's unique.
I did this once, and the birds came to me for real.
- That's gotta be a lie. - Which bird?
That, I'm not sure.
Birds came to you?
One second.
(Amazed)
(We can imagine how birds really came to her)
I got another one!
This one's kinda hard.
I'm gonna make elephant sound.
Elephant sound?
I need some time to get ready.
She sounded like an elephant!
You sounded like a baby elephant.
Yoon-ju should act like Ong-Bak while she makes that sound.
(Ong-Bak rescues an elephant in a movie)
(Elephant captured by villains)
Give me back my elephant!
(Sorry, I'll come and save you next time)
I heard from the production staff, for real,
that Sun-mi's been wanting to come here since September.
They've been trying to match the schedule but just didn't work out.
I was gonna come on the show to promote "Gashina."
I'm actually even happier that I'm here now, that things worked out well
for me to see you.
You know "Gashina"?
You know the dance too?
(Ho-dong's learned the dance already!)
(Swag)
Let's see her performance!
(She's so excited)
("Full Moon")
(A song about a vampire girl who's waiting for love under a full moon)
(Falling into her mesmerizing vibe)
(A seductive full moon on Ask Us Anything)
(A mature and elegant performance)
(Gashina)
(A dramatic change!)
(A charismatic performance)
(And...)
(Hee-chul's getting excited too)
You're doing great!
(Proving her solo career to be a success)
(She's definitely one of the top performers right now)
Kang Ho-dong time!
(Shy)
I can't even push him.
Ho-dong, just show us once.
I just know this part.
(He gets up reluctantly)
Yoon-ju, get in here.
What do I do? Teach me.
(The original singer)
(He said he can't, but does it when told)
Just your face, like this.
He's been wanting to do it.
(Not bothered by their response, focused on practicing)
(Sun-mi's satisfied)
She does it with her left hand turned around too.
Like this, the whole time.
Your left hand does reach your back, I'm surprised.
I didn't think it would.
(Trying to keep calm)
(A sudden change as the music comes on)
(Powerful!)
(Controlled movement)
(Ho-dong's show time!)
(Give me some food!)
(Swag in begging for food)
(Getting tired out of hunger)
(He put in all his strength to express hunger)
(Give me three meals a day!)
That was cute, Ho-dong's cute!
He's addicted to acting cute.
(Acting upset out of embarrassment)
It's been such a long time since I saw Yoon-ju last.
I know, right?
We saw each other in 1999.
- Oh? - 1999.
That's when I told her to be a singer.
- You told her personally? - I did.
In person? With Yoon-ju?
He did.
And you were a couple then.
(Feeling uncomfortable)
He was always with another person then.
I had heard about Yoon-ju.
I had heard that she plays the piano, sings well, musically talented in general.
When Chae Ri-Na left the group DIVA...
I asked her to join the group.
I was hoping Vickie, Jin-yi, and Yoon-ju will make up the team.
I wanted them to sing DIVA's songs.
I declined the offer.
I couldn't trust him.
You know what she told me?
She told me so seriously, so mature for her age,
"I have a type of music I'd like to pursue."
What style of music was that?
I've actually released 3 albums.
But not many people know this.
They don't know I've released albums before.
I've heard her songs before, they're calm.
After giving birth to my child this year,
I've released a mini-album.
I write my own songs, but not a lot of people know that.
They just know me as a fashion model.
This is a song I made for my daughter.
You want me to play the tambourine for you?
Oh, it's not that type of music.
(Fine then)
Music, please.
"Vroom, vroom."
"Riding on a cloud, up in the sky."
"Which color will it be today?"
"How pretty shall I look today?"
"Shwoong, shwoong."
(Clear and calm tone of voice)
"Visiting with the France of flowers"
"Various scents of blossom"
"They make us dance."
"The way..."
"You look..."
"The way you are..."
"Is just so beautiful."
"My beautiful you..."
"Let's sing of our love forever."
(Embarrassed)
- That was so good! - It was very nice.
I was so nervous.
Can you ask you a favor though?
Can you sing at Jang-hoon's wedding?
- With this song? - That's so random.
(Jang-hoon be happy!)
What's the song called?
My daughter's name is Lisa.
It's shortened from "Light and Salt."
(Wanting her to be the light and salt of the world)
Similar to Bolbbalgan4, the band.
How about "Bolbbalgan5"?
I had no idea I'd come on this show and sing a song here.
You were awesome!
I do see that they wanted you to be a singer, but
Jang Yoon-ju was already famous among the comics.
She was already a hit.
(I don't have a good feeling about this)
Yoon-ju can do a great impression of Lee Ju-Il.
- Can you imagine? - No!
That was so long ago and more importantly, I don't seem like him at all.
Can you just show us once?
I can see a little bit of Lee Ju-Il on your face already.
(Ridiculous!)
(She actually looks like Lee Ju-Il!)
(Quickly embarrassed)
I can see it!
"Did you season the sprouts enough?"
(Hilarious!!)
- She was just like him! - Sun-mi is laughing too!
(That was touching)
Come on, Ho-dong!
(Are you still doing his impression?)
Yoon-ju, you can stop now.
You can stop it.
How can you make me do this right after I finished my song?
You're really awesome and cool.
Did you fill anything out for us?
- Did you write something? - Oh, right here.
(She was once a promising comedian)
She likes it so much!
(Ho-dong's sucked into Yoon-ju's charm)
(He's talking like Lee Ju-Il too)
Name: Jang Yoon-ju.
Sun-mi: Lee Sun-mi.
Your name's Lee Sun-mi?
That's your real name?
Yoon-ju's got 2 nicknames.
- What's this? "Bang-ho"? - It's "Bang-to."
You threw up in your room? [pun]
Does it stand for cherry tomato?
Yes, that's right!
I was told that I look like a cherry tomato.
Don't I?
What do you think, Ho-dong?
You got a lot of different looks.
(Looking natural with other vegetables too)
I got another one too.
It says, "Ah-boong."
- What is that? - It's also an acronym.
"Baby carp."
Make your mouth like one.
Maybe it stands for "sick carp."
No, it's for baby carp.
Your face reminds me of both carp and a cherry tomato.
- Really? - And Lee Ju-Il.
She's got 1,000 faces!
Add another, "Ah-ju."
"Baby Ju-Il."
(She's got lots of nicknames)
Baby Lee Ju-Il, like baby carp.
You are really good at being clever.
Sun-mi's nickname!
Who gave you this one, you? "Beautiful legs."
("Beautiful legs")
She does have beautiful legs.
I was shocked at how amazing they are.
If Yoon-ju's saying it, they really have to be.
She really does have a great proportion.
She's got really long legs.
That's why she looks like she's not wearing any pants on stage.
Barefoot, too.
That says a lot about her legs.
You looked very sexy barefoot.
Thanks, come on!
Yoon-ju's future hope!
Wow, she's got a great one.
She wants to build a school.
I really do.
Not a school limited to modeling.
I find it interesting to find talents and visions people didn't know themselves.
I'd love to work with youth and find their talents and set their vision.
I was thinking about who can help me with this dream.
Someone said, "Min Kyun-hoon really likes stories about sex."
I can give sex education.
You're the one who needs the education.
(Teachers are growing up with the students)
You gotta match the students!
What can Soo-geun teach?
"Growth and development," for me.
Soo-geun's all about being on your feet.
I just wanna be paid a lot.
I see.
- Money! - Make me the vice principal.
- Vice principal? - I've been thinking about that too.
- Really? - Yes!
Sun-mi's weakness is that
she gets up and down drastically.
It's a very difficult personality.
Blood type AB, right?
Are you feeling up or down today?
I'm feeling up today.
Fortunately.
It's because you're still young, you're just constantly down when you're old.
You're just healthy.
Look at him, he's always feeling down.
(Me?)
That was about me, right? I didn't see him.
But I can sense that he's talking about me.
His face is always glum, feeling down the whole time.
You actually have to make the effort to be happy.
Is Jang-hoon ever feeling up?
When he gets "Quiz about Myself" right.
I love it when I do!
That's when I feel the happiest in a week, I feel like I can fly.
I'm usually feeling down the whole week.
He's also happy when he's talking trash to us, "You ignorant fools!"
What gets him the most upset is when he barely missed a question.
(The angry giant.mov)
And when he's not chosen for something, he also gets really upset.
For example, if Yoon-ju were to say, "Not Jang-hoon, I like Ho-dong,"
he says, "You're not my type either!"
He gets really down after.
(Learning about himself)
Joy, anger, sadness, and pleasure...
Just say, "You're right," for everything Jang-hoon says.
Yes, he needs to be encouraged.
(A tip to tame a giant)
I'll make sure.
This is how you should deal with students.
I keep hearing these remarks, and I start to think, "Am I really like that?"
Because it's really true!
I'm shocked he didn't know that before.
(Speechless)
Jang-hoon's very competitive then.
Oh yes, it's no joke.
He was a star athlete!
A star athlete?
What from "Star Golden Bell"?
Sun-mi's strength is that she's rich.
What do you have a lot of?
I got lots of legs.
- Can't be that long. - Look at Yoon-ju!
Let's measure against Jang-hoon's legs.
Yoon-ju's got long legs too.
I'm still confident.
Let's do this right, you better beat me first.
(Come on, Soo-geun!)
I wanna see this.
Sun-mi's saying that her legs are long in proportion to her body, right?
I'm often told that I have long legs, too.
Measuring from your pelvis.
Right here, right?
(Confirming the starting point)
(They're similar in height, but the lengths of their legs are different)
You're saying you got long legs in proportion to your body, right?
How long are they though?
110 cm.
Measuring like this.
You do have long legs!
She's just as tall as me.
She's got amazing proportion.
No need to measure, I'm way taller.
I just wanna see.
You're not that tall, Jang-hoon.
(Jang-hoon doesn't seem so tall after seeing him for a while)
(Surprised to stand next to a giant)
Amazing, right?
Where do you want to start from?
- Here. - Here?
Mine's here.
You should pretend to lose to be nice!
(207 cm man wants to beat 166 cm girl)
"Mine's up here!"
(Criticism pours in)
"Mine's this high!"
(He's a competitive star athlete, please understand)
Yoon-ju's got long legs too, right? Compared to her top?
Longer than 110 cm?
I think about the same. Maybe mine are a little longer.
I think yours must be longer.
Both have really long legs.
Yes, pretty amazing.
Let's compare our leg lengths too.
Wow, barefoot!
Sun-mi's confident in performing barefoot too.
They're long!
(A rare scene to see them standing together barefoot)
(Around the same pelvis height)
Her legs are long!
(Wants to compare)
(Embarrassed that she walked away)
Ho-dong's about the same too.
It really is her strength, she's got long legs.
It's her strength alright.
Yoon-ju's got a very obvious strength.
She said her walk is her strength.
She said, "I'm the master in walks."
Every model's good at that, is there anything else?
How about "Walking Dead"?
Act like a zombie!
(A new way of how zombies walk)
That can be a strength too.
But I've been a model for 20 years!
(She made "20" sound like a cuss word)
Sorry!
Since I've been a model for 20 years...
I thought I should go back in time to show you 20 years in modeling history.
Divided into different eras?
- How nice! - That sounds interesting!
I'm actually pretty short for a model.
- That's true. - Hye-Jin said that too.
You can say I'm like Messi in the modeling world.
Isn't that too good? The best!
You got quick feet!
You got quick feet.
You're the Lee Soo-geun of the modeling world?
You can call me Messi.
You're taller than him, no?
Let me show you then.
The women in the 80s and 90s were voluptuous.
(The symbol of beauty until the early 90s)
And how can that reflect in the way you walk?
What part of a woman's body do you think can bring out her sexiness?
Hips?
(Pretending not to know)
Why are you acting so innocent?
I haven't thought about it.
Really? It's pelvis.
Pelvis!
Woman's pelvis is different from a man's, that's why.
There's a certain sexiness to a woman's pelvis.
We're completely focused on this topic.
We're usually never this focused.
I'm even drooling!
Pelvis, this?
It's like a modeling school.
It's very important.
His pelvis is world-class, really.
You can do that later.
(Wait for your turn)
Voluptuous women in the 80s and 90s
expressed themselves confidently and freely.
They'd put on their clothes and take them off on stage too.
Throwing their clothes on their shoulders,
dragging them on the floor, so freely.
- On the runway itself? - Yes!
One of the most recognized models from the 80s and 90s
was Naomi Campbell.
(The Queen of the Runway!)
Music, please!
Yes, that's right! This is 90s music.
You can feel the generation, right?
(Moving her pelvis actively)
(Using clothes as props)
(Glamourous hip-swinging)
(The students stay focused with her demonstration)
You can see the point, right?
Walking like this!
The pelvis movement is definitely the point.
Now onto the 2000s.
Starting then, women's keyword was to be stand-off-ish.
And being edgy.
As if to say, "I won't show you explicit expressions."
"I'll show you just enough."
(Easy to understand)
The pelvis movement was the point in the 90s,
now it was like, "I'll just move as much as I'm paid to do so."
I want to register in this class!
Kinda like this.
As if each step is taken with the amount of pay.
The models would do just enough.
"Because I'm so cool like that."
During that time, stretching out your legs was trendy.
Gisele Bündchen was famous for that style.
This model from Brazil changed the game.
She'd bend her body like a bow.
I'll show you.
The music's changed to techno too.
She'd bend her body like a bow.
I'll show you.
The music's changed to techno too.
(Walking on the runway with her top arched back)
She wouldn't move her hands, that's right!
I totally get it!
(Standing ovation)
(Yeong-cheol tries it himself right away)
This was called "the Bündchen Dance."
(A song and dance collaboration)
The Bündchen Dance!
(Soo-geun's ability to apply is satisfactory)
Yes, you get the feel for it.
(Straight legs, arched back)
Now we move on to the current era.
- It's the era of style. - Style!
"I never learned how to 'walk,' I'm gonna walk however I want."
Showing that anyone can walk on stage.
(Everyone's moved by her style of teaching)
(The swag wave all over the classroom)
Models walk with a lot more freedom these days.
The classic model-walk now seems old-fashioned.
You've seen how models walk these days.
Music's different too!
This is the right feel for this time!
So cool!
(Refusing to be ordinary, with swag)
(Unique and individual style is the key)
- Not so textbook anymore. - Exactly.
It feels like they're saying, "I didn't get paid enough for this."
They seem upset.
As if they fought with the designer.
"How can you give me this to wear?"
Same with fashion style, "I got my own style!"
I won't dress ordinarily.
Hee-chul always dresses in an unbalanced way.
At least the way I see it.
That shows his own opinion and conviction.
I like it!
Sun-mi, why don't you give it a try.
Sun-mi, tell us which era.
Try the 80s and 90s!
I'll try all the eras too.
(She's actively participating!)
She's actually very good at this.
80s and 90s!
Pelvis!
(Stretched out legs)
(With a motor on her pelvis)
(Staring down)
She picked it up so quickly!
(Impressed)
(Moving on to the 2000s, like Bundchen)
You're good, Sun-mi!
(She's practically lying down)
She's very good.
To your own style this time.
(Barely walking)
(What is that?)
Like a villain walking in.
(Sun-mi's gangster walk)
Boss!
With my feet out.
(Great job with your beautiful legs!)
Yoon-ju, did anyone walk with one's weight pulled forward like this?
That's when the model got too excited.
Going up on stage like this.
Too excited like, "You're all dead!"
Cha Seung-won was very memorable.
He was one of the best models then.
It was game over when he stepped on the runway.
But he always had this thing backstage, like a fighter before a match.
(Getting ready for a match)
For real!
He'd be like this before going on the stage.
Like a boxer.
- He'd pump himself up. - Constantly!
(March forward!)
I can see it!
He'd get so into it, like...
(Marching forward on the runway)
Do it again, from getting pumped up!
(I am Cha Seung-won!)
(Bringing up Cha Seung-won, full of charisma)
You're accepted!
(The end of Jang Yoon-ju's lesson in model-walk)
We'll take this quiz about you, Yoon-ju.
I had never dreamed of being a model.
But when I was in middle school, a teacher recommended that I should
try it out.
I took an interest in it since then.
Here's the question.
Why did the teacher tell me that?
There's a specific situation. Guess how that was.
(Ho-dong starts off)
"From now on, people will only look at the body!"
(She got it after a second)
Hey, Ho-dong!
I need to beat you first.
Hit him, you should!
" It's all about the body for a model, not the face!"
You deserve some beating.
He hasn't been hit in a while.
The teacher saw you in sweat.
The teacher noticed your long legs, that the your pants came up this high.
The teacher said, "Yoon-ju, you have such long legs."
"Why don't you try being a model?"
Wrong.
The teacher wanted you to study, but you just wouldn't.
"Yoon-ju, come out here. Spread out your palms."
"What will you ever become?" [pun for "mode"l])
"To become"? [pun for "model"]
(A different take at the phrase)
"I'll do it!"
A play of words became your career.
From a play of words, a pun?
Or after getting hit on your palms, "Hey, Jang Yoon-ju!"
"Yes?"
(She had a model pose already)
"Hey!"
It was during a math class.
(Everyone's quiet)
- Were you good in math? - Pythagoras.
You were good in theorem?
Perfect in love triangles.
"Jang Yoon-ju, solve this problem on the board."
"OK!"
In a math class...
(With a model pose)
(Turns like a model)
(I'm not solving a problem, just conversing with numbers)
And the teacher took notice.
(Take this!)
Hit me again.
(A model walk after a wrong answer)
Edgy, right?
You were called up front to solve a problem on the board.
Most middle school kids are still short, so they can't reach up top.
But Yoon-ju was so tall that she reached the top easily.
This is a very nice situation.
But it happened in a bad situation.
You were called up front.
It was for something bad, like talking in class.
"Lift up your arms."
From here, you put up your arms to be punished.
And the teacher saw that your limbs were very long.
Jang-hoon, you're really close.
"Yoon-ju, come up front. Why don't you ever study?"
"Why, what's wrong?"
Get in push-up position.
After getting hit, you were told to go back, and you walked like this.
(The Bündchen Walk)
(Yoon-ju was ahead of her time!)
That's when the teacher recognized your talent.
(Utilizing physical pain through a model walk)
(Wrong answer, but give him respect for being clever)
That was really funny.
That's how you were formed [pun for "Bündchen "].
Soo-geun, the first part of that situation was very close.
So funny!
It was just like that.
(We got it!)
I think I know!
You stood like this before getting hit.
And the teacher was about to hit you but your legs were too long.
(Surprised)
"Hey Yoon-ju, you ever thought about becoming a model?"
Because her legs were so long?
Jang-hoon. You got it.
I almost had it!
(A giant marching forward)
He's right!
That's when I was in 7th grade, and I knew nothing about being a model.
Didn't even know what it meant.
I had never seen a fashion model before.
That teacher was really amazing though.
The teacher had a good sense for things and was cool.
I missed a question and was called up front to be punished.
I was told to get hit on my calves, and the teacher told me to lift up
my pants more.
"What?"
"Lift up your pants. More!"
- Was it a male teacher? - No, a female.
So I did, and she said, "She's not so ordinary."
She said, "You've got a small face, and very unique."
She said being unique is very important, and said I'd make a great model.
She told me that out of nowhere.
Then my nickname became "a model."
I was just in middle school.
She changed your life!
That's right.
That's when I realized how important the words of a teacher are.
Do you still keep in touch with that teacher?
No.
You should!
You really should, for what she did.
What an amazing teacher though.
And "model" became my nickname since then.
Pretty amazing how that got me to be interested in modeling.
(Next question)
I went to the UK once for a photo shoot, and got held up
in the airport for 30 hours.
I was so frustrated that time and kept repeating...
That's what I kept saying.
What do you think the airport employee said after hearing that?
Laughed like this.
Wrong!
(With British accent)
That was with British accent!
"Hello? Auntie!"
"Oh, hello." (Speaking Korean with English accent)
(Auntie Yeong-mi is back)
"She's saying she's a famous model, but I'm not sure what she's saying."
(She doesn't know what's going on)
(Only funny to Ho-dong)
It was a very difficult time for me.
I was held up in the airport for 30 hours.
Something the airport employee said after you said you're a model?
Yeah.
(Pretty similar?)
It's a little bit like that.
"So what if you're a famous model?"
I was confined in one area, and I had to use the bathroom of course.
I'd see that employee whenever I went to the bathroom.
I'd tell the person every time...
I'd say that then go to the bathroom, then come back.
And I'll say it again on the way back.
I kept saying it over and over, then
the person looked me up on the Internet.
In the UK.
The person said it after looking me up.
"This is you?"
Yes, right after that.
"This is you? I've seen thousands of people who look like you."
That's so close!
Maybe in a very Korean way...
(Translating)
(Everybody, even a dog and a cow, says that they're fashion models!)
(Amazed at how creative he is)
They say that in Britain too?
I had no idea what you were saying.
I thought you were off your game today.
(A new concept of comedy that teaches English alongside)
"This is you?"
"Bring me a Korean person you know."
Oh, no one.
(Similar to this?)
Models more famous than you are came through here too!
That's right!
Oh because you said, "famous"!
Because I kept saying this,
and the person said,
"This is you? People much more famous came through here, be quiet."
The person yells out, "Campbell!"
Then comes Naomi Campbell.
(Did you call me?)
Then comes Gisele Bundchen!
Where were you for 30 hours?
- In a protected area. - Like a waiting room?
Yes, a waiting room.
There are rooms for detailed interviews before coming out of immigration.
- Yes. - That happened to me before too.
They don't let you leave from there?
- So you're confined there. - Yes, in a room.
It's like being imprisoned for a day!
They confirmed my identity but I still had to stay for 30 hours.
I felt very lonely.
That's when I wished I was with someone.
I realized why people get married.
I started to miss people.
Do foreigners like you more than Koreans?
Or the other way around?
I think I was in a better mood whenever I went overseas.
- More so than in Korea? - Yes, more than Korea.
I think their concept of "beauty" is broader than in Korea.
- Did anyone ask you out? - Did any foreigner ask you out?
Many times!
There were a lot, but I do remember someone in particular.
A local tribe leader in Africa liked me so much.
An African tribe leader?
He liked me a lot!
He must've been super rich!
(The official tribe leader here)
These days people just ask for your phone number.
But he kept saying...
"Address! Address!"
(Wanted to visit her in Korea)
And he was serious about it?
Whenever he saw me in the morning...
(The African way of asking someone out)
He kept winking at me!
It's so funny that a tribe leader was doing that.
He'd hand me something and go,
"Delicious!"
(She had a nice photo shoot and had a memorable time too)
Were you ever mistaken for being another national?
It's weird, everywhere I went, people would just walk up to me and
speak their local language to me.
Really?
In Mongolia...
Speaking Mongolian that I didn't understand.
You learned Mongolian?
Speaking German to me in Germany.
(Her impression of Mongolian was so funny)
- You've got many faces! - I'm global.
What do they say in Mongolia?
Like this.
I'm sorry, but you got a fan club?
- I don't. - I wanted to sign up!
(She's so funny when she speaks!)
Does everyone recognize that you're from Korea when you're overseas?
I was at a foreign airport after a concert once.
I was with a bodyguard, and I went to a bathroom.
He found out where the bathroom was and I went in,
but it was a women's bathroom.
I was surprised, then was about to go to the men's bathroom.
The bodyguard stopped me and put me back in the girls' bathroom.
And I was pushed in, and a woman in the bathroom said
it was fine and told me to use it.
I said, "Sorry, sorry," then went back to the men's room. I had long hair.
That's how the song, "Sorry, Sorry" came out!
You must be right!
(Hee-chul's beautiful face gave birth to that famous song)
Kyung-hoon's face is kinda like that too.
He doesn't look so Korean.
No, the opposite, actually.
I went to Japan once with my girlfriend from before.
With just you two?
Just for the day?
You can't go to Japan just for a day!
It was with my girlfriend, it was fine.
It was raining that day.
We were walking in an umbrella.
- Where in Japan? - Shibuya.
Like the song!
That's not how the song goes! It just sounds like "Shibuya."
We were walking under an umbrella on a rainy day in Shibuya.
A woman walked up to us and said,
"Wow, aren't you Min Kyung-hoon?"
She was Korean, but I didn't want to be seen with a girlfriend.
I held up my umbrella and said, "No I'm not."
I said it in Korean!
I should've pretended to be Japanese, but I was so surprised.
"No I'm not," and I walked on.
Then I realized that I was so stupid!
You should went...
Yeah, like...
So I was caught.
(Caught by a fan that he was dating)
A Korean person went to a nude beach overseas, and saw another Korean.
So he asked, "Are you Korean?"
The person had to not understand Korean to lie.
"No!"
Obvious that he understood Korean!
He should've answered in Korean, because he understood!
He just wanted to pretend that he only spoke English.
Must've been a second-generation Korean.
There is a really famous story that's similar.
There was a composer in Japan, who said he couldn't see or hear.
He pretended to be blind and deaf for more than a decade.
Later he was exposed to be a fraud.
- It was a lie? - Yes.
He was known to be "Beethoven of Japan."
Same for India, someone who claimed that he doesn't drink water.
He'd say that he'd get water from his own mouth.
A team from Korea went to film this person.
And he didn't drink any water for 3 days.
He showed the roof of his mouth and said that water dripped out of there.
But he asked that he takes a shower in the hotel.
Then went...
(Moisture, come to me!)
(Taking a shower in his mouth)
(A full shower to his mouth)
(Could die laughing)
That's how he was exposed, though he waited 3 days.
He begged to take a shower.
So many weird people in the world...
It's great that we got to share so many different stories from around the world.
I really like this vibe, just unexpected.
I just need to see this of a person to know their strength and flaw.
What do you think it is?
It's my special ability and also a learned skill.
- Eyes? - Hands?
Wrong.
I know, she's a model and she said it's something she learned.
How the person walks!
Wow, you got it so fast!
You're right!
OK, I'll answer slowly then.
Really? That's the answer?
I can tell that person's body condition from the way they walk.
Physical condition?
Healthy or not healthy?
I'll try it on each of you.
OK!
I'll go first.
Hee-chul? Yeah, just walk on straight.
You're bow-legged, your right leg.
(I didn't even start walking yet)
Your right leg is curved.
At least I get to be a leader for once [pun].
(Try it for real)
Bow-legged, now try walking.
I feel awkward.
Yes, your right leg is curved by a lot.
Turn around.
That's why your right shoulder is higher than the left.
She's right!
Do you know why? I got in a huge car accident 11 years ago.
My left leg was shattered, my left side slumps down now.
Your left side became lower.
Let's see Ho-dong. Take off your gown.
Just the posture, but not like personality stuff?
- Or a person's life? - How can I know that?
I'm sure you know better, Guru.
You were a guru!
It's amazing how Ho-dong can maintain his body shape.
He doesn't gain any weight nor does he lose any.
He really takes good care of himself.
OK, try walking.
No, you don't walk like that!
(Criticism pouring in)
(Charging at them)
He should already know, but Ho-dong, you're obese on your top half.
- That's not so surprising. - But not his bottom half?
His top is more developed.
Yes, that's true.
You have to work on your legs more.
More than this?
That's too much!
Lose weight on top, or work out your legs more.
(More than this?)
Your legs are skinnier than your top though.
(Shocking)
(Jang-hoon is up next!)
- So Ho-dong is fat. - Yes, he is.
Jang-hoon! He loves this kind of stuff.
He volunteers for things like this.
He's really into his health these days.
You actually have a pretty good balance.
- Your neck is bad though. - Yes.
And your feet point out a little bit.
You can tell he's annoyed at something when he walks.
Slightly, yes.
My feet do point out a little.
("That is so useless!"
It's like he's got an expression as he walks.
He does feel like that!
"I won't leave you alone!"
Everyone's a little crooked when you walk.
You're so accurate in saying that my leg is curved.
God made people in a way that they have to exercise.
It's our duty to find balance.
Your physical condition is related to your heart and mind.
Are you selling something?
Do I come off like a salesperson?
From "Body Friend"!
(Pitching to be their spokesperson)
This is really simple, but I'll teach you how to strengthen your core and spine.
- Exercise method! - She's selling us a mattress.
She's definitely selling something.
Let me put on some pants, and I'll teach you guys.
Let's all try this together.
Let's learn it.
Who wants to give it a try?
Show us how it's done first.
Show us!
OK, I'll show you first.
She just has a funny tone of voice.
You sound like this.
There are many different Pilates positions.
I've been doing Pilates for 6 years, and it's all about correction and
rehabilitation.
What I'm gonna do first is
focused on the spine, the most important body part of a person.
We'll have a time to get to know our core, the spine.
I'll show you first.
This is how you start.
Stretch out, your fingers and your toes too.
- She's really long. - Right?
Then you pull up your arms forward.
Then pull up your body from your neck spine, feeling every
part of your spine.
Then your chest.
Then your hips.
She's folding up!
Then go back down slowly.
Part by part, backwards.
All the way back to your neck spine.
You need a longer mat.
Does that feel good?
Who wants to volunteer and feel your spine?
I've been to Songchoo near Uijeongbu [pun from "neck spine"].
- Who wants to try? - Me.
Kyung-hoon!
I strongly recommend Kyung-hoon! [pun from "neck spine"]
- Starting from you neck? - Yes, from your neck.
- Then your back? - Yes, back of your chest.
- Then to your back, your waist. - That's right.
Kyung-hoon, stretch out.
Stretch out your toes too.
(Stretching out his body first)
Breathing is very important for your core.
Take a deep breath first.
Yes, and your ribs expand.
Breathe out, and imagine your belly button is sticking to your back.
Then your ribs...
(Touching his chest)
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to touch you this much.
- Kyung-hoon, you're weird! - His mind is in the gutter!
(Kyung-hoon's sensitive to the slightest of touch)
He's sensitive to touch.
I felt every rib of my body.
Is that right?
Stretch out again.
Stretching? Your legs too.
Now breathe in, then out, then come up slowly.
Arms first, your neck after.
Wait a little longer.
He's got bad hearing more than anything.
Then your neck...
(He's doing it pretty easily)
Your chest... Yes, good job!
Now lift up your legs.
Why are you so good at this?
That's right!
I did Pilates for 7 years before.
- No wonder! - Just kidding.
He was lying?
But you are very good!
I feel pretty refreshed.
How can you think to make up a lie in that situation?
A professional can't come to play with kids!
Did you feel every digit of your spine?
What I felt was your hand.
Jang-hoon, come over here.
(He's got a bad neck)
If this one's hard for you, let's do something else.
We'll correct your posture, feet to shoulder length.
Good!
Pull back your shoulders all the way.
Stretch out your shoulder bones.
Your ribs are expanded, right?
Breathe out, and tighten your stomach.
With your mouth.
Let's do it again, breathe in!
Breathe out, and let's go down from your neck.
It looks like your assembling a robot from the back.
(Dr. Jang, a robotics specialist)
Take off! Launch!
Slowly, relax your shoulders.
She's building a robot!
Slowly, keep breathing.
Nagging Robot #1, launch!
Roll your stomach.
(Nagging is how this robot fights)
Going all the way down to your back.
Drop your neck.
You seem the most humble and respectful than ever.
(Completely respectful)
Let's go down a little lower.
Just drop your head.
That's good!
He's feeling his spine?
She's hammering on the last nails.
(Assembly complete!)
Go up one by one, your neck goes up last.
- From his waist? - Yes, from there.
Try to be aware of each and every bone in your spine.
You'll lift your neck at the very end.
Can't you look like you're enjoying yourself for once, Jang-hoon?
- Relax your arms. - That looks relaxing.
- Lastly... - He's listening to her.
Yes, he is. - Is it because he's a robot?
Last, you're to look straight forward and roll your shoulders again.
- Lastly... - He's listening to her.
Yes, he is. - Is it because he's a robot?
Last, you're to look straight forward and roll your shoulders again.
He would've asked what the point was if it was someone else.
Doesn't it feel relaxing, Jang-hoon?
- Doesn't it? - He'd say, "My body is already ruined".
Yes, it's very relaxing.
- Really? - Can you keep quiet?
(He begins attacking)
The robot is starting to move out! He's attacking!
The robot is attacking!
I'm trying to concentrate on what she's saying, but they keep talking in the back!
He always says I talk too much! Look at him!
His mouth doesn't give it a rest! Not one moment.
I can't hear what she's saying.
Didn't you feel relieved, Jang-hoon?
I was trying to concentrate on my breathing and tried exercising but...
- he kept talking! - Did you feel your spine?
Yeah, I felt my spine.
Those were great tips.
You should do it consistently.
- My spine wasn't aligned after my accident. -That's right.
Does this really help?
- You have to do it consistently. - She's telling you to exercise every day.
Yes, that's right. Well, that's all I have for today.
- Okay! - That was fun.
Thank you, professor!
You're welcome. You're up next, Sunmi.
Sunmi's time!
Okay, I'll ask my questions.
When I was a senior in high school, I was taking my finals and...
something surprised me.
I had taken the test and I was finished with it.
I went to sleep after I was finished with my tests.
You would've already debuted when you were a senior in high school.
I debuted when I was 16.
You took your finals after you became a singer? Was it a co-ed school?
- Yoon-ju! - I got it!
- You fell asleep but when you woke up, you had drooled on your desk. - No.
You finished your tests and fell asleep but...
a guy, who had a crush on you, was looking at you from under the desk.
- That's scary. - Are you talking about yourself?
Was it obvious?
- Was it this, Sunmi? - Can I hit him first?
- The back. - You want me to hit your back?
- That must've hurt. - No, it didn't hurt.
Sunmi! Was it this?
You fell asleep like this but when you woke up, your desk was gone.
But you kept sleeping.
I got it! I'm going to get this.
How can my desk disappear?
You were sleeping, but began talking in your sleep.
You dreamt that you got all your answers wrong.
So, you began screaming, "No, this can't be happening! No!". - You're wrong.
I got it! I know!
I got a hint from Sang-min.
You were sleeping like this, but began talking in your sleep.
You kept saying, "Yes, I like you, Min Kyung-hoon".
- Sleep-talking. - Keep going.
- He wants to hear more. - Min-kyung.
- I love you, Min Kyung-hoon. - Was I right about you talking in your sleep?
- No. - It's not?
My first hint is that it's something you guys like talking about.
I got it!
I didn't want to say this since it didn't fit Sunmi's image.
- We like this? - I didn't want to say.
- Then, stay quiet for once in your life. - Really?
- Please, stop talking. - Really?
You should say if you know the answer.
I'll let you take this one, Jang-hoon.
I got it!
You were laying your head down and fell asleep, but suddenly...
you were shocked from hearing yourself fart in class.
She accidentally just spit.
- You were startled awake by your own fart! - You got it.
- I can't believe he got this right again. - He's good.
Did you have lift off after you farted?
She fell forward on her face.
I bet the kids behind were blown away.
- It wasn't her? - No, her friends were blown away.
What happened was, I laid my head down after finishing my tests.
Do you know how people wake up suddenly while they're asleep?
The sound must've been loud.
- No, it wasn't big. - Did you poop instead?
- Sorry. - No, it sounded more like air was being released from a balloon.
It didn't sound like that.
(Giving an example of her fart)
I bet the other students thought class was over.
I think the kids in the class were nice since...
none of them talked to me about it after class.
- Because it smelled so bad? - They talked behind your back.
- That was the first-time you returned after a long time, right? - Yeah.
I bet the kids were like, "It's been a long time...
since she came to school, but all she does is fart".
But seriously, as soon as I farted...
I heard the kids giggling behind me.
I was still oblivious to what was going on.
You should've kept making the sound with your mouth.
- I was scared of what the kids would say. - My gosh, guys!
So, I woke up kind of surprised by what I did but...
I pretended like nothing happened and went back to sleep.
- You got it right. - Fart noises are the funniest sounds a human can make.
I get very happy when I'm about to fart.
I get excited thinking about how I'm going to let all these people hear my fart.
I get excited and happy knowing that I've been loaded with a great equipment.
I only wait for the right timing to see when I can release my gas.
- That's how I feel. - I'm sad because my farts aren't funny sizes.
(Over dose of fart)
- That's right. - Moderation in all things.
(When Ho-dong farts, no one laughs but...)
Your farts are funny. We get scared of the sound.
On his good days, his farts are so bad they can organize shoes for you.
- Your newlyweds, have you farted in front of him? - Of course, I have.
How did you guys fart in front of one another? Did something happen?
It wasn't any specific moment, but it accidentally seeped out.
I just pretended like... What's so funny?
When was it? The first time is the hardest.
- Yun-jeong cried the first-time she farted. - She did?
I didn't cry but quietly made my way to the bathroom.
Did you ever hear any of the Wonder Girls fart?
She did. She must have.
- I'm sure she did. - They lift their butts up when they fart.
(Nobody, nobody but you!)
That's how they farted.
- They waited and farted at that time? - You're so happy we're talking about this.
It must be his birthday.
I can't believe you guys, seriously.
- Ask us your next question. - Okay, I'll ask another question.
Ask us your next question, please.
When I was in the middle of a photo shoot for my album's jacket...
I heard a compliment that made me feel really good.
- What was it? - You totally crushed Lee Hyo-ri, just like you wanted!
- No! - Just like she wanted?
- Was it your own personal solo album? - Yes, it was this album.
For my song, "Gashina".
I was dying from your foot stench during "24-hours", but it's much better now.
- No! - I don't think we'll need to Photoshop anything, Sunmi!
Wrong!
I'll show you what I did during the photo shoot.
The photographer took my photo. Now, watch me.
(Her expression changes)
- I got it! "You look like a cat". - Nope.
- I got it, "You're very captivating!". - Wrong!
- "Why are you looking at me like that?". - No.
- "You don't like me, Sunmi?". - No!
"Stop looking at me like that"!
- It does have something to do with my eyes. - Eyes?
Pretend you guys are photographers.
Start posing! Action!
That's right!
- "Your eye surgery came out well!". - "Your glare is killing me!" - No.
- "Your glare is excellent". - No!
"Your eyes are very threatening!".
Why would that make you feel good?
- It must be the answer. - You got it.
Why would that make you feel good?
I don't see her as threatening.
I know, but why did it make you feel good?
In my opinion, when you're taking pictures...
I think the most important things are your eyes.
When I looked into the camera, he said, "Your eyes look very threatening".
- When you mention threatening, it could also mean charisma. - That's true.
My song is titled, "Gashina".
It's about how a man dumped me.
How else would my eyes look?
That's why, I'm not sure if it was because of my eyes...
or it was because of something else.
The photo for "Gashina" was the main photo for a search site.
Under the photo it said, "Sunmi's 'Gashina' attacks the heart of all men".
Underneath that, it shows whether comments were written my men or women.
The graph showed that most of the comments were made by women.
Most of the comments were made by female viewers.
The title for my article changed because of the comments.
"Sunmi's 'Gashina' attacks the heart of all women".
- After so many women commented? - Yes.
I wanted to know how I can attack the heart of men as well.
If women like you, how much do you think men love you?
- That's right. - Men just don't express themselves.
- Is that what it is? - Of course.
After I finished my song, "Gashina", I thought I would get calls..
- Male celebrities call you after you release an album. - Really?
They get your number by asking your friends.
I was kind of hoping that would happen to me as well.
Of course, you would.
Do you release an album and hope for calls and then release another album?
Is that why you only release singles?
When I released "Full Moon", I got a couple of calls.
But absolutely no one called me after this album.
You could make the first move by calling the male celebrity you liked.
I've never done that before. Never. Not once.
What is your ideal type, Sunmi?
Are you some psychologist, Yoon-ju?
Wait a second. What are you writing?
I want to date.
- What are you doing tonight? - What are you doing tonight?
I wrote down what I wanted to ask.
Drenched. What's "drenched"?
Give it back. I like writing things down.
There's no meaning to her notes.
So, what is your ideal type, Sunmi?
For me...
- Do you want a boyfriend? - Yeah.
- Right? - Yeah. - Then, date around.
- Do you mind, if I try something? - Go ahead.
I'd like to see the way Yoon-ju looks or stares...
at her husband.
- You don't need to see that. - Why not?
- Teach me. - There's nothing to teach.
Your husband isn't a chief of a tribe, is he?
(I'm sure that's not true)
I'm being totally honest when I say that I'm a big fan of Yoon-ju.
A lot of women tend to like me.
Did your husband make the first move?
- It wasn't the way he looked at me but... - He's younger, isn't he?
What? Yes, he's four years younger than me.
He's four years younger than you?
- You've still got it. - He's the same age as me?
- He was born in 1984. - He's the same age as me.
He's a designer.
- Designer. - Yes, he's a designer.
I first met him because I had a photo shoot at his workshop.
His workshop was exotic and everything in it was so pretty.
I asked him who made the furniture in his office and he told me he made them.
- That's when I thought, he's pretty cool. - That's how it all started!
I thought he was attractive and...
when my photo shoot was over, he asked me if he could take a picture with me.
I thought this way my chance. I didn't realize it at the time but...
out of pure instincts, I pressed against his arm with my chest.
... against his arm with my chest.
What the heck?
- It was instincts. - It wasn't anything else.
You bit his arms with your bosom.
I pressed against his arm out of instinct, but I forgot I wasn't wearing any lingerie.
- He kept on moving away. - That's why it's his workshop.
- What the heck? - It's the first-time hearing this, isn't it?
We ended up getting married.
How did he get your number?
My husband called me first.
He was interested in you.
He said, "I think the pictures came out nicely"...
- though our social network site. - He DM'ed you!
- That's right. - It happened that way because you two were destined to marry.
- They were meant to be. - That's right.
You went to his studio out of all the other studios.
She's also worked with the best Korean photographers as well.
I know, but somehow, she ended up at his studio.
- Sunmi. - I'm jealous.
- It's okay, just keep working hard. - Of course!
You're still in your prime, Sunmi.
Yeah, it'll be worse if you meet a bad guy.
I bet you'll get a lot of messages after people see this.
Min Kyung-hoon will be the first to text you tomorrow.
- I don't have a social account. - He doesn't do that.
I'll give you my next question.
While I was at JYP for 12 years...
I heard the most shocking thing from Park Jin-young. What did he say to me?
I got it, "Please, don't leave me".
It was the end of your contract and he sang, "Don't Leave Me" to you.
Wow, seriously?
Wrong.
He said, "I heard something strange 'Behind You'".
"I was sitting behind you in class and heard something strange 'Behind You".
- You kept hearing him say, "Don't leave me". - Do you feel like dying?
How come you're trying to make her sad?
I almost did the same thing too.
Really? I thought of the same thing too.
Everyone thought of "Behind You".
- That's so cute. - There are too many Park Jin-young series jokes.
Where are we having our company party? "In the Elevator!".
(It's almost like a JYP mini-concert)
We can go on and on.
Everyone here has thought of at least one of Jin-young's songs.
- Of course, we all have. - Oh! Honey!
(Excited)
- I bet he'll be happy to know we mentioned him.
My goodness.
Was it compliment or insult?
It was good and bad. Half and half.
It's half good and half bad.
Half breath and half sound. He likes a lot of things in halves.
- Half and half. - Half fried and half marinated.
Oh! I know.
"You're very pretty, but you lack charm".
- Am I really like that? - No! I'm thinking that’s something he might have said.
- No. - Of course, it wasn't.
It's something he said after I started singing as a solo artist.
"Shouldn't you at least buy me a watch, if you're that successful?".
No.
I'll give you another hint.
He likes old-guy jokes.
- It must be something similar. - Old-guy jokes.
Old-guy jokes and my name.
- Sunmi. - Sunmi.
- What's her full name? Isn't it Lee Sunmi? - Lee Sunmi.
- Lee Sunmi.
I got it!
"Sunmi, I didn't know you were still in my company".
(My goodness)
How come I want to hit Kyung-hoon so much today?
You said it was an old-guy joke.
- That's worse than an old-buy joke. - You're wrong.
He said it because he felt bad for me.
"If you were a bit better, you could've been Il Sunmi".
- It's similar. - He really says things like this?
(Laughing)
This isn't an old-guy joke either, it's just not funny.
You're getting really warm.
I see, it's a play on her name. She'd be Il Sunmi instead of Lee Sunmi.
"You must've come in second since your name is Lee Sunmi".
"You'd be in third-place if your name was Sam Sunmi".
- Il Sunmi... - Be concise.
"You must've come in second because your name is Lee Sunmi".
- This must be it. - She's right!
- It really was an old-guy joke. - What's wrong with Jin-young?
This isn't an old-guy joke, it's just not funny.
You should've just sang her a song, Jin-young.
I bet you can't even eat Samsun jajang!
He really did say this to me.
Both my songs, "24-Hours" and "Full Moon" were doing well but...
my songs kept being in second place on music shows.
Jin-young was really happy but...
he felt bad for me since I kept coming in second-place instead of first.
"You keep coming in second because your name is Lee Sunmi".
He told me to change my name to Il Sunmi.
You almost got it right.
Why did he name Twice, Twice? He should've named them First.
- I know! - Twice.
- I know. - Do you still contact him or do you guys not see one another?
I met him a couple of days ago.
Did he say anything when you saw him?
I'm no longer with his company but he was...
still happy for me since my song is number 1 these days.
That's strange that you're in first after you left his company.
He wouldn't be jealous of anyone these days, too.
I heard him saying he watched this show every week on your program.
He really likes "Ask Us Anything".
- He'll be happy to know we mentioned him. - He likes anything we say about him.
He likes the fact that his name was mentioned on a show.
(Come visit us whenever you get a chance)
(The opening of Cherry's Fall/Winter Season fashion show)
(The scenes behind the stage)
(Models begin arriving to get ready for the show)
I'm really curious as to how the show will turn out today.
The clothing line looks pretty good.
Why does he keep calling me when I'm busy?
My gosh. He called the ugliest models ever.
Is he here again?
- Isn't this Cherry's... - Doesn't he show up everywhere?
Isn't this Cherry's fashion show?
- It is. - Why did he hire the lowest models?
Look who's talking! It takes one to know one!
- Excuse me, sir. - Isn't Miranda Kerr supposed to be here?
- You can't be back here. - What about Claudia? Claudia Schiffer!
- Is he here to do construction work? - You can't be back here.
- Hey! Be respectful! - What's going on?
I came in first, can't you be respectful?
I won a super-modeling contest!
You two, come here. I'll fix your fashion for you.
- What's wrong with you? - Do you still carry around tool box?
How dare you talk to me so rude when I'm the reigning champion?
- Do you know what era it is? - Be respectful!
Why are you the champion?
- Come here! - Why? - Your face should get down on its hands and feet.
Your face should get down on its hands and feet. Your face needs to be punished.
Jang-hoon! Claudia Schiffer?
- You Schiffer... - What did you say?
How can you say, "Schiffer"?
What are you measuring?
I can use him as column at my house. He's the perfect size.
- I think that's a great idea. - Who the heck are you?
What's he doing?
Who the heck are you?
Don't you know the Repairman of Fashion? I'm the reigning champion.
You're a supermodel as well?
You're supposed to be a model too?
Can't we give him three meal coupons and send him his way?
You can't eat that cucumber? They experimented pesticides on that.
- I can't believe this. - What's so unbelievable?
Is that your real nose?
- Is that your nose? - It is! What about you?
- Of course, it's my real nose. - Come here, Yeong-cheol.
Your ugliness can't be measured by this. It's never-ending!
That's about how ugly you are.
I'm as ugly as Jang-hoon is tall?
Hey!
Who the heck is she?
- Don't you know how to bow when your senior colleague comes in? - Who?
- You're our senior? - Such rude people!
- She's funny. - Do you know how many years of experience I have?
- How many years? - Twenty years!
- Schiffer! - Aren't these whistles?
Who are you and why are you eating cucumbers?
I'm on a cucumber diet!
Hey!
What's with the chick? Who are you?
Can't you be quiet?
I'd like to get some rest before we start the show.
Why are your legs yellow too? Did you eat too many tangerines?
I think she has jaundice.
Are you Lee Sunmi, the person that always comes in second instead of first?
- Yeah, I'm Lee Sunmi. What are you going to do about it? - Stop coming in second.
The hottest trending person is always has the upper hand.
I'm only here because Cherry begged me.
It's pitiful, now that I see who is here.
- What? - It's pitiful.
You feel pity for us? What the...
Who is the youngest here? Hey!
- Go bring a humidifier. - He wants a humidifier.
I can't control the static in my hair.
- What am I going to do about all this static? - What the heck is that?
- You should use more conditioner. - There's too much static in the air.
- I could turn on a fan with this hair. - You made me laugh!
You remind me of Cindy Lauper.
- Cherry! - Hello!
My goodness, your pants are overwhelming me.
Wait a second, can everyone be quiet?
Wait, Ms. He-jin Han!
How can you suddenly back out of my show when you're my main model?
- Han He-jin? - You'll never work in this industry again if you don't show!
What did you just call me?
Oh, I heard wrong. Yes, I already ate.
What am I going to do today?
Cherry?
- Long time no see, Cherry. - Nice to see you again, Long Yoon-ju.
Did something happen, Cherry?
- Everybody? - Yes, what's wrong?
Let me apologize and tell you how "Sorry, Sorry" I am.
Today is my fhashion show.
- Fhashion show. - It's not fhashion, but a fashion show.
I know. Fhasion show. P...
S...
- It's 'F'. - It starts with an 'F'? Oh, man.
Today is the opening of Cherry's fashion show.
What am I going to do today?
- What's wrong? - Ms. Han He-jin is... - She's always been like this.
This isn't the first time.
It's okay, don't I look similar to He-jin?
- I can be your main model. - I can kind of see the resemblance.
Your face is too faded.
What's that supposed to mean? My face is faded?
Yes, He-jin is the rising sun and you're the fading star.
Any which way, He-jin has canceled on me last minute but...
Cherry's fashion show must go on.
I need to pick my main model from your guys.
- Your charm doesn't work on me. - You're so annoying!
Cherry?
Cherry! I know everyone here already knows but...
I was the one, who came in first on your first fashion show.
You can't forget about me. But the static in the air is just crazy.
You haven't seen his hair yet?
We already laughed about his hair.
I already tried using hair spray to keep it down, but there's too much static.
Any which way, we need to get ready for Cherry's fashion show.
The main model will be very important today.
We have to try everything we can to make Cherry's fashion show ferfect.
- Ferfect! - I'll give you each time to tell me about yourselves.
It's Physical Seo. West Jang-hoon.
It's inevitable that I should be your main model.
As you can see, my size is fit to be global.
My size is global and I also love all your clothing lines.
Therefore, I can promote your clothes all around the world.
Wow, I don't care.
- You don't care? - No, I don't care.
I can also walk really well.
I'm light as a feather when I walk.
- I'm light as a feather. - Are your joints okay?
I'm really okay.
You still have a bad neck.
You'll use too much fabric if you use him as your main model.
I don't need that much fabric.
I'll pay for the extra fabric.
Jang-hoon also doesn't have any cartilage left either, Cherry.
That's right! He doesn't have any cartilage.
- He'll fall down on the runway. - I've been taking glucosamine.
- I've been taking a lot of glucosamine. - I go to that restaurant a lot too.
It's just as I thought. Cherry is very intelligent.
- I can see West Jang-hoon has a lot of good physical aspects. - West Jang-hoon?
I like the ring on West Jang-hoon.
How about you, Mr. Min?
I can't possibly think of anyone better for your show than me.
You know I have 200,00 fans, don't you?
If I become your main model, all your clothing lines...
Clothing line.
will all be sold out! That's why I should be his main model.
How can a model wear mosquito nets when it's Winter?
- I don't care. - What do you know about fashion when you're so dark?
(Sad)
To be honest, I've heard that Mr. Min flirts with the ladies too much...
in the backstage during the fashion shows.
What are you talking about, Cherry?
He flirts with them too much.
I've heard a lot of people talking about that.
It's all a misunderstanding. I'd never do that.
I think personal lives are very important as well.
What's so bad about love? Unless the tabloids were right about you.
I heard you keep hiring Min Kyung-hoon because you're in love with him.
I didn't know that!
Is it true what they say about you? Really?
- Is that what's going on? - Do you have feelings for me, Cherry?
My brain did have black thoughts.
I had some evil thoughts but...
I'm very clear on what is zero and four in our industry.
I'm keep personal matters out of business. No need to worry. I don't care.
I don't think anyone else can be your main model, except for me.
- What the heck? - Look at my face. I have a variety of expressions.
Don't you think so?
I'm sorry.
Sir, what are you doing here when you've earned so many badges?
Your descendants are watching you.
- What are you doing? - Keep your honor.
How many victories did you have on the battlefield?
How can a veteran be born in 1994?
What kind of war was in 1994?
I'm sure it was 1894.
- It was the Cucumber War. - Can I see how sensible you are with an acrostic poem?
I'm not sensible. I have absolutely no sense.
You need to be sensible in this industry.
Why would I need to be sensible here?
- You have to quickly adapt. - I'm sure you prepared an acrostic poem with main model.
So, how about we do one with "War Veteran".
(Cherry is teaching them to think on their feet)
War veteran!
Wow, Cherry! I'm want to join your fan club!
- How do you make a poem out of that? - Did you plan this?
- Yes. - You're amazing.
(Exaggeration due to embarrassment)
- What would you... - I'm not doing this since I'm mad!
It's okay.
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Static.
Static Electricity.
- Your last name is Electricity? - I'm mad at you, Cherry.
Why, Myna Bird?
- Cherry... - Or maybe, you're more of a macaw?
- Why would say that? - Talk to me, talk to me.
Talk to me, talk to me.
- I love you, I love you. - I love you, I love you.
- Lee Soo-geun is a dummy. - Dummy, dummy, dummy.
Macaw.
- Didn't I win your first competition? - You did.
Shouldn't I be the next in line to take He-jin's spot?
You keep worrying when it's so obvious.
What the heck? Why is he so confident?
Look at his belt, it's about to touch the floor. He's too short.
It's not an accessory. It's to keep me locked up.
I was received a temporary pass today.
- Your flying area must be limited. - My name is Static.
It's very... I don't care.
Get ready to squat with your face, Yeong-cheol!
Your face needs to be punished.
- Cherry! - Oh, yes?
I'll be your main model for today.
Why?
Why do you think my name is Sunmi?
It's because of my beautiful legs.
It's true, Sunmi has very beautiful legs.
Is it leg or bridge in English?
- Bridge is something else. - You can use bridge too.
Right? Don't people describe bridges as being beautiful?
- You're so poetic. - Is it finally my turn?
Yes, Long Yoon-ju. She's such a great model.
- Hello. - Yes, hello.
What would you know about being a model?
You don't know jack $*@%!
- Did you just curse? - What did you say?
We know modeling.
Could you use your real voice today?
Me? This is my real voice.
(Laughing)
This is my real voice.
As you all know, I have 20-years' experience as a model.
20 Years. I'm sure you all know, my leg kicks led me to be an actress.
- Ms. Bong! - You know! - "Veterans".
- "Veteran"! - You had a famous line as well.
I'm taken aback! I'm taken aback!
That was a quick impersonation.
That's why, I believe everyone will notice me wherever I go.
I can pose with any item you give me.
I can use anything you throw at me.
- Isn't that amazing? - Of course, it is.
I might be acting rude to my model but...
you told us you can use any item in your poses.
- Of course. - Can you show us with this mop?
I can utilize any materials.
How should I express this mop?
What should I do?
- What should I do? - Are you mimicking a chieftain?
- What should I do? - I think it'd be funny if you used it as a wig.
I think you should do that instead.
(Geez, I'm sorry)
I can pose with any item, you throw at me.
That's what 20-years' experience gives you. You're a veteran.
- Are you watching me, Jang Do-yeon? - Can you use a carrot, Yoon-ju?
Of course, I can.
- A carrot! - How should I express this carrot?
- A carrot. - You can always...
eat a carrot but...
you can use the carrot as an accessory item. A bag.
You can express it as a purse.
- Earrings! - You can use it as a make-up tool as well.
You can express all your imaginations.
I use this to support my back when I go to restaurants.
I use it when I go have sake at a Japanese restaurant.
Can you breathe life into this?
Wow, this is really hard.
I'm sure all of you are thinking of putting...
your face through this, since it has a hole.
- Yes, you're right. - Of course.
You might put your face in here, but your body needs to keep active.
Like this.
- You can show how it's foldable as well. - A folder!
(Answer the phone)
Seo Jang-hoon could use it as a phone.
It'll be fun showing how it can be a folder.
- She is experienced. - Would any of you like to use this as well?
- Use your imagination. - I think Mr. Min will volunteer.
Okay.
I basically think you should...
explain the item's usage and why it was made before using it.
Its original user's guide.
Your theory is very refreshing.
- He's finally pooping? - My goodness!
Poses while you're sitting down.
He's going to poop on television.
(He actually looks pretty cool)
What do you think? Don't you think I expressed this item very well?
I'd like to compliment Mr. Min. He made us laugh because he was so shameless.
- Don't you think he put a lot of thought into it? - I love your lines, Cherry.
- How about you, Sunmi? - I'm curious what she'll do.
- I would... - She's a famous celebrity.
If it were up to me, I'd use it as a foldable surfing board.
Swag!
It's good to use it as a surfing board since it'll be Winter soon.
I like her creativity.
Are you sure, you don't have jaundice?
Very nice, Sunmi!
I'd like to use that as earrings.
How about you show us, Cherry Kim?
Think of the poses you can do.
The world was in shock when Cherry used that item.
- He did? What kind of pose was it? - It was fantastic.
(Helpless)
You need to overcome, Cherry.
You were amazing when you used that, Cherry.
- It's still clear in my head. - The whole world was shocked.
- Of course.
- You had over 1 million views. - Wow!
Yes, it was before "Kangnam Style" came out.
I have a garden at home, so I use this to garden.
I use this to...
(Mows his lawn)
That's why the world's gardeners were shocked.
(Embarrassed from failure)
Should I have done something else?
That's a fan. It's a fan without blades.
- You'll get hurt. - You won't get hurt since it's smooth. Why are you so scared?
- I won't turn since it's not a perfect circle. - I think it'll turn.
What do you think?
It stings!
- You see? I told you, it would hurt. - It stings!
I'm hungry again! I'm going to eat.
- Yeah, use it as a table. - I'm going to start eating.
How come all of you keep trying to use the items on your body?
That's a different point-of-view.
- He's clever. - It looks like Kim Deok-su is here.
(He'll show us our traditional music)
- Is he going to show us samulnori? - You guys are driving me crazy.
Ba-da-bing. Ba-da-boom.
- Knock, knock. - Ba-da-bing.
Ba-da-boom.
Ba-da-bing.
- Ba-da-bing. - I don't think this is right.
You all did a great job today.
But, there can only be one person...
who walk to the runway for Cherry's show.
- As Yoon-ju knows, the backstage is hectic during a show. - That's right.
You need to quickly get your items on even when it's hectic backstage.
You also have to get back on the runway without bothering anyone backstage.
I'd like to know everyone's ability to adjust.
You'll stand and strike a pose while wearing one shoe.
When I blow the whistle, you'll need to put on a pair of rubber shoes.
- The first to put on shoes. - Let's do this.
I'm going to start right away, everyone.
(The production crew gives instructions again)
I know what I'm doing, Mister!
Say, "Hello", everyone. That's Mr. Window Water.
His name is Chang-soo.
(Chang = Window, Soo = Water)
- I finally got it! - Wow!
He's calling Chang-soo, Window Water?
Window Washer is our producer.
- Is everyone ready? - Do we have to walk in circles?
Can you disqualify people who don't strike a pose?
- Of course. - They can't just put on the shoes.
You can't do that. That's being (sheep-ah-chi) shady.
Sheep? I see, yang. (Yang = sheep)
Music!
Start!
I like your poses! Nice! Strike a pose!
Just as I thought! Long Yoon-ju!
Wow! Two Sunmi!
Yes, yes! You're all doing well.
- What are you doing, Mr. Min? - I'm striking a pose, Cherry.
(The perfect height to put your hands on)
That's very nice! You need to quickly change poses!
Stop stepping on the line!
(Chaos)
She stepped on my foot!
I put my foot in first.
Wait a second! Wait! Everyone, stop moving!
That was a really dirty play, Yeong-cheol!
- I never pushed anyone. - I see Sunmi on the floor.
This is like slapstick.
I put my foot in the shoe, but Jang Yoon-ju stepped on my foot and pushed me away.
- It's like 1000 versus 1. - This is so funny! - When did I do that?
No, I didn't.
- This is 500% Kim Yeong-cheol's fault with his dirty play. - You can't push!
You're disqualified.
- Two of you are disqualified. - Okay, I'll accept that.
- I'm sorry. - Let's do it again.
Two people will be disqualified again.
Music! Start!
(She changes once the music starts)
I love this song.
- Do this with me. - That's right, strike a pose.
This is very nice. I like collaboration poses!
Very nice, Soo-geun! I don't care about you, Sang-min!
What's in his hat?
My goodness! Peace!
(A dove and macaw)
Peace!
(In a total trance)
You need to put it on.
(Kyung-hoon steps on Ho-dong's foot)
- Wait a second. - He stepped on my foot. Geez, that hurt.
Wait a second, Kang Ho-dong!
Aren't you holding back since you're tired?
No, I tried my best.
I'm giving you a warning.
(Warning)
(Why?)
Let's continue on with our next game.
- How funny! - Ho-dong and Sang-min are disqualified.
Disqualified.
- There are only two shoes left. - You'll need to try harder.
- Can I show you a simulation? - How?
- Simulation! - Blow your whistle for me.
We're striking a pose and...
(Knee kick and elbow throw)
(Calm)
I'd like to compliment you on your aggressiveness.
(Come on)
Can we see Yoon-ju's simulation?
May I see your simulation, Long Yoon-ju?
What should I do? Should I strike a pose and just throw an elbow?
She got her moves when she filmed the movie "Veterans", she's nimble.
- How about you, Kyung-hoon? - I don't need to move much.
(Kills two birds with one stone)
I only need two... Oh, I forgot him.
There were three people.
Let's start the game right away.
Music, start!
This is my favorite song at karaoke bars!
I'm so hot.
Aren't the models staying in one place?
Everyone!
You need to move a little more!
Can we walk like we're in the 80s and 90s?
Move your hips and busts!
That's right, Sunmi! You're very... I don't care!
Let's try walking like we're in 2000! Let's go!
(Walking only as much as you've been paid)
(The ending is a bit bland)
Thank you.
- This is how... - Lee Soo-geun wasn't trying his best!
- He tried his best. - I couldn't get step on her foot.
- I couldn't step on her foot. - Stop lying!
It couldn't step on Sunmi's foot.
- Give him a warning card. - She's the forsythia of the fashion world.
Flowers, flowers. Forsythia flowers.
- Jaundice of the model world. - We have one shoe left.
Last heat. It's the finals!
Final round!
Music, start!
Pose!
(The tension is unrivaled)
Min Kyung-hoon looks he's in attack mode. He looks like he wants to win.
Can you come closer to me?
(Volatile situation)
Can the two of you dance to "Gashina"?
You two, Kyung-hoon.
(Skilled versus Sloppy)
Amateurs are posing.
Last...
round!
(Sunmi passes by the rubber shoe)
(Are you dumb?)
(Punch)
- I still won. - Kyung-hoon has no mercy.
He said, "I still won".
Great! Great! Mr. Min won this battle.
- Geez! That was so close! - Do we have the main round left?
It's the end!
They kept turning around, but the shoe was left on the carpet.
If these are the results...
he got rid of an excellent rival.
Can you park it well? I need to ride that later.
(Very good a parking backwards)
Wait a second. Beep, beep. Thank you for parking my car.
- It's only fun when someone starts bleeding now.
I'll leave it like this, so they can have manners.
That will make them fight for it.
- That's a good idea. - Can you get Neosporin ready?
Music!
Start!
He always has the same pose.
- Is that your only pose? - He only has one pose.
It's his pose for holding all his valuables.
- Oh, my. - "That building is mine too!"
Dance time! Great, let's see everyone dance one at a time.
(Yeong-cheol always dances his ring-a-ling dance)
- Next, it's time for Jang-hoon to dance! - How cute.
Robot!
You're so cute, Yeong-cheol.
- He's doing the robot. - Get it!
The dancing legend has returned! Lee Sang-min!
- His dance is radical! - He's still trying to be a legend.
- How cute! - Swag!
- Let's see Soo-geun! - Get it!
(He appears by earnestly cleaning the floors)
That's the way!
(Retro dance)
Bae Seul-ki has returned!
(He finishes his dancing with a static electric performance)
Stop!
(Don't step on my foot! Ouch!)
(They look for the shoe while shouting cries of pain)
Wow, they're so competitive.
How can you step on my foot, Ike that?
This is the last final.
We have Yeong-cheol, who won against the guys and Mr. Min.
Shall we do a simulation?
First, I'm not going to use violence.
If Yeong-cheol uses violence, I'm going to destroy him with my force.
What do you mean by violence? Can I push you?
- I can you, can't I? - I'll turn your arm around six-times.
- Like this? - That's not possible. I'll twist your arm six-times.
- Don't put your arms up. - Now, it's our last round!
The long-anticipated final round!
The two that have absolutely no leeway.
We really don't know how to be flexible.
(They had long losing streaks on two years in "Ask Us Anything")
(Min Kyung-hoon will do anything for a win today)
I'm going to be the main model.
Music!
Start!
That's right! Good! You need to, you need to!
You need to get in trouble for that face!
(He begins walking like models in 2000)
(Totally confident)
(I taught them well)
(Yeong-cheol is an exploding walking machine)
(Isn't happy)
Now, walk while shaking your rump! Let's go!
I can't shake my hips.
- He can't do it. - Walking like models in 2000! - They're so funny.
(Brilliant shoe-dribbling)
(The finals bring out a fierce brawl)
You're watching Manchester United versus...
- You can't use your hands! - I didn't use my hands.
(Yeong-cheol wins!)
(He celebrates by happily walking)
I thought I was watching soccer.
Unfortunately, Cherry's fashion show's main model will be Kim Yeong-cheol.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Just a moment.
Hi. Hello?
I already got my main model.
Wow, bam!
(Confused)
You didn't show!
- You got Miranda Kerr? - What?
- Miranda Kerr! - Miranda?
- Okay, okay. - What's going on?
I'm really sorry, but I need to give an apology first.
An apology.
- How many languages do you speak? - I speak four languages.
I studied abroad in China, Japan and England.
Fortunately for me, Miranda Kerr...
has decided to be my main model.
What will happen to me, Cherry? This isn't fair!
Why did you have a competition?
Why did I go on a diet, Cherry?
- What's going on? - Why did you make us walk for you?
Why did I have to fall here?
I really wanted to be the main model.
(Wait for a glimpse of new transfer students, Yoon Se-ah and Lee Jun-ho)
Didn't I tell you to keep your mouth shut and sit down, or not?
Cut! Let's start from the beginning.
- How have you been, Se-ah? - How have you been, Jang-hoon?
- I'm doing well. - Did you two date?
- Did something happen? - I don't know. We talked about traveling together.
(What's going on between them?)
(Powerful dancing by the original beast dancer)
(Open jaw and eyes)
(Se-ah shows off her hidden dance moves as well)
(Sexy)
(She attacks Jang-hoon's heart)
(We're not as easy-going as Jang-hoon)
Are you going to go forwards or backwards?
(The outcome can't be predicted)
(A perfect man, by experience)
Let me introduce experienced perfect men!
(Seven experienced perfect men)
We should've made this blind.
The new Yoon Se-ah is looking for love.
Dating Professor.
- Dating Professor. - We have Inverted Triangle.
We also have Red Ears, Foxglove Tree and Buttocks.
- Honey! Peek-a-boo! - Why were you so late?
Aren't you Ho-dong?
- Honey? - Our child is so big now. Our child is all grown-up.
(Perfectly experienced men in turbulent situations)
Isn't your girlfriend a celebrity?
Don't you have a girlfriend? I saw her on your social account!
Didn't you tell me, you loved me at the concert?
I'm so disappointed in you!
Weren't we supposed to be pretending?
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